57 Funny Charcuterie Quotes

Charcuterie boards make fantastic gifts. They're even better if they're personalized or have funny charcuterie quotes engraved on them. We love puns and jokes around here, so we've searched for the funniest ones we could find and came up with quite a few of our own!

The great thing about using an engraved board is that the funny charcuterie quote will be revealed as the meats, cheeses, and accoutrements disappear throughout the party. Create a game to see who can guess the quote first - the winner gets to take home the board!

You could opt to have a board personalized with a name, but we love the idea of doing something clever and funny (or both?). Shorter quotes mean you'll likely be able to choose a larger font depending on the size of the board, and will also give you the option to use a smaller font on just part of the board (say, just along the edge). Just keep this in mind when choosing which quote you'd like to use.

You may also want to check for local engravers if you already have a board you'd like to add a funny charcuterie quote to. This option also tends to be slightly cheaper, plus you don't have to wait for shipping! Costco often has very nice boards at a good price, especially around the holidays.

We've found that round and rectangular boards are the easiest shape to add a quote to, but a square can work as long as it's large enough. Just choose your favorite below and have fun making your board!

Full List of Funny Charcuterie Quotes

1. Say cheese and brie happy!
2. Cheese lovers have grate expectations.
3. Curd your enthusiasm, it's charcuterie time!
4. Good friends and good cheese - a recipe for a perfect day.
5. Life is too short for bad cheese and boring quotes.
6. Gouda times with great company and even greater cheese!
7. Brie happy, eat cheese!
8. Cheese it up and let the good times roll!
9. Swiss dreams are made of cheese.
10. Charcuterie: the art of cheese therapy.
11. You had me at brie.
12. Provolone yourself and let the cheese do the talking.
13. Age only matters if you're cheese.
14. We're better when we cheddar together.
15. Parmesan: the cheesiest member of the charcuterie board.
16. I camembert life without charcuterie.
17. Havarti ever heard of a charcuterie board this delicious?
18. I camembert a boring charcuterie board.
19. Cheddar to be together!
20. Brie-licious moments are meant to be shared.
21. Mozzarella, I'm feeling grate!
22. The secret ingredient is always cheese.
23. Eat, drink, and brie merry!
24. Cheese-fully delicious, one bite at a time.
25. Slice, slice, baby!
26. "When in doubt, add more cheese!"
27. ""Provolone more time!"
28. You're a-maize-ing! Let's get this party poppin'!
29. A cheese a day keeps the grumpy away.
30. Time for un-brie-lievable fun!
31. Let the cheese be the wheel deal of this gathering!
32. No bleu-ming way we could resist this charcuterie goodness!
33. Brie-licious moments are meant to be shared.
34. A balanced diet is a charcuterie board in each hand.
35. I'm just here for the cheese puns and cured meats.
36. Say yes to more cheese and fewer problems.
37. Life is gouda when shared with friends.
38. Age is just a number, cheese is forever.
39. The bries have it, let's party!
40. Parmesan the good times.
41. Life is too short for bland crackers and boring quotes.
42. Cheese and laughter make the perfect pair.
43. Life is too short for boring snacks. Let's get fancy with cheese!
44. Embrace your inner cheese-iness!
45. Curd you believe we made this fabulous board?
46. It's a gruyère-t day to have some cheese.
47. I like big bries and I cannot lie!
48. You feta believe this board is amazing!
49. Cheese me, baby, one more time!
50. I'm nacho average charcuterie lover.
51. Crackers and cheese? More like a snack soulmate situation.
52. This board is a gouda reason to cancel plans.
53. Brie calm and charcuterie on.
54. I wheel-y love cheese more than most people.
55. This spread is grate, but it's missing one thing-more cheese!
56. Meat me at the charcuterie board.
57. You can't make everyone happy, but you can make them a charcuterie board.

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Kristy Bernardo has been sharing her original recipes and love of great food for years. She's a five-time cookbook author, has taught cooking classes to both kids and adults, and has been creating recipes for nationwide brands since 2009. She's the founder of "The Wicked Noodle" recipe blog and ran it successfully for 14 years before selling it in 2022 to pursue charcuterie full-time.

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